Homeland 1x07, "The Weekend."
Nov. 15th, 2011 09:09 pmAlso, all my ethnic pride is clamoring for Saul to have a BAMF episode. Seriously.
I am genuinely excited by this show.
Because there's no rage like nerd rage.
Jun. 18th, 2011 10:58 amI laughed my ass off. Also, I think this should be in every dictionary as the definition of "first world problems."
Wow. How have we not done this yet?
May. 6th, 2011 06:32 pmOut of curiosity, if I decamped from my overly long hiatus and threw a queer* authors/poets throughout the ages challenge, would any of you be interested in participating?
* Yes, yes, wildly historically anachronistic term. It's Friday, I got a hyphen, two slashes, and several words in to trying to come up with a better one, and then my head started to hurt and I gave up.
Double podfics!
Apr. 25th, 2011 05:41 pmTitle: Battle Potato
Reader:
Summary: The thing was, John had never been good at patient, and Teyla looked like okay was a couple of galaxies over from wherever she was now.
Notes: SGA, team, gen. Text here.
Length: 40 mn, 19MB mp3.
Download (and leave her feedback!) here.
Receiving the news of that podfic reminded me that I've been completely remiss in linking to another one posted a while back, by the fantastic
Title: I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (And I Just Don't Get Any Respect)
Reader:
Summary: "All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."
Notes: White Collar/Leverage crossover, team, as gen as either canon. Text here.
Length: 39 mn, 35MB mp3.
Download (and leave her feedback!) here.
This is a good time to say again that I give blanket permission to record my stories -- I adore podfic, and if you feel moved to share your reading of it with others, I would love to hear it. Please drop me a comment so I can spread the word!
Out of curiosity ...
Mar. 3rd, 2011 06:50 pmI've got the seeds of an original writing project that's going to use the occasional word or phrase in each of those languages. I'll be doing my own research (both lingual and cultural) as much as possible, but it'd be useful to be able to send over the occasional batch of sentences to make sure I've got appropriate words and names in context. Also, I'd really love to know whether I'm mentally pronouncing my characters' names right. *chagrin*
If I successfully turn this from idea to substance, I may post again in the future looking for Persian/Iranian or Han-Chinese cultural betas, but that's far off and offering up lingual spot-checks by no means volunteers you for any other duties.
Thanks as always, internets!
WIP #2 [DW]: Led to Light.
Dec. 18th, 2010 03:06 pmWhy is this story (probably) not abandoned? Because I frickin' adore Amy Pond. However, the opening scene of this story has been thoroughly Jossed by the second half of S5, and I want to rewrite it to accommodate ( minor character spoilers through the S5 finale ). Also, I still really like the central idea behind this fic (not at all apparent in this scene) and want to explore it. Any feedback you have on the characterizations of Amy, Rory, or the Doctor, as well as the prose and dialogue, would be really helpful.
Excerpt:
After three weeks -- or two and a half millenia, or most of an era, depending on how you count it -- Rory goes back to Leadworth. The Doctor looks a bit startled when he asks, but agrees. The whole thing catches Amy completely off-guard.
Why is this story (probably) abandoned? ( A couple reasons. )
What's the excerpt? ( This is from the middle of the 7,000 words I'd written, picking up directly after Castiel's slapped with the baseball bat of mortality (metaphorically speaking) in the middle of a job. )
Excerpt:
In the car, Dean thumbs the buttons of his cell phone and cranes his neck around as he throws the car into reverse. The passenger seat jostles and tilts under Castiel as they retreat off the grooved dirt road and make a hard turn to the south. Sam's taken the back, an aberration from their usual custom. Castiel can't determine if it's a gesture of consideration, or if Sam's trying to keep him in his line of sight.
"Rufus," Dean says. "Listen, we've got kind of a thing happening -- uh, I'm not real sure, but we were in the middle of a job and now we've gotta bail. Indiana -- there's a pissed-off pioneer mixing it up with the Culver Military Academy. Think some stupid kid must've raided a grave or something -- who knows, probably some kinda hazing ritual. Chamber of Commerce has the old graveyards on the historic register. I'm calling in that favor. What? Yeah, sure, whatever." He thumbs the phone off again and shoves it back into his pocket with an eye-roll. "Jackass. See if I come running to stop him from committing mass murder next time."
( Gee, Bobby, I dunno. I hear there's an apocalypse coming, might be good if when it gets here, our pet angel's not declawed. )
Uh ... help?
Dec. 9th, 2010 02:03 pmHello, the internets! Have some WIPs.
Dec. 8th, 2010 08:54 pm1. Exercising.
2. Maintaining a clean house.
3. Half-completed home improvement tasks.
4. Visual art.
5. Writing.
I'm hoping to start turning things around on points #1-5, though I recognize the stupidity of trying to tackle all five full-throttle at once. Writing is definitely high on the list. As part of trying to get motivated on the WIP I do want to finish, as well as starting new projects, I'm declaring it Take Your WIP to Class Day, and I'm going to post chunks of stories that I think I'm probably not going to finish (or that will take massive rewriting to be viable due to excessive Jossing). These are pretty long excerpts, so I'm going to give them their own posts to lessen confusion, and trust that after hearing not word one from me for about six months, y'all won't fire me for a minor posting flurry. Plus, it's a great way to kill time at an airport (where I currently am) waiting for a delayed flight (which I'm currently doing). Previous time-killing activity was a strip club, buuuuuuut that's a different story entirely.
Anyway, look for two or three posts to follow this one over the next few days. As those of you who've been reading this journal since my SGA days know, stated intention to abandon a WIP is not necessarily reliable (see, uh, all 30k-odd words of Unidentified). Cheerleading, affectionate jeering, and constructive criticism are always welcome.
What the ... what?
Jul. 2nd, 2010 12:19 pm...
It may be heresy to say this, guys, but a priori, I am concerned these two incredibly distinctive tastes may not taste great together. Thoughts?
For once, also jumping in the bandwagon.
Jun. 21st, 2010 08:10 amI really just want to signal-boost this, because I love podfic. If you do, please go give the readers some love, because they are amazing and deserve it. (FYI that the DW version has different artists signing up, so remember to check both!) Also, for those who don't listen to podfic often or widely, here's an idea: go read the love threads as a way to find new podfic artists to check out at the Audiofic Archive!
My thread, should you want to find it, is here.
And to all you podficcers out there: I love you all. I have never felt closer to you all or more grateful to be in fandom than when I click on my iPod and you start murmuring to me over my headphones, telling me all your favorite stories. You've gotten me through hard days, made me burst out laughing or flush red in public places, made me linger over household chores, and filled my days with countless hours of gratitude and delight. Thank you all so much.
[Repost] I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (and I Just Don't Get Any Respect). [White Collar/Leverage Fic]
Jun. 7th, 2010 10:47 pmSome days, it's really useful to have friends willing to function as external memory devices. Thanks, J!
Title: I Lie, I Cheat, I Steal (and I Just Don't Get Any Respect)
Universe: White Collar/Leverage crossover.
Type of Work: fiction.
Contains: mild swearing, minor references to various pairings.
Summary: "All right," Nate says, and smacks his hands together. "Let's go steal a con artist."
Notes: ~7,000 words. Big thanks to
Read the original post at the community, or
Read the story on AO3.
Reccariffic!
May. 25th, 2010 06:38 pm
I'm not posting this as a commentary on anything other than the fact that I read it and immediately thought of at least three or four TV shows I've followed and/or am following. Yeah. Sometimes I also think 'friend' is too strong a word.
Podfic poll!
Apr. 24th, 2010 08:45 amOpen to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 24
I listen to podfic ...
I find podfic to listen to at ...
The Audiofic archive![]()
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20 (95.2%)
Amplificathon (LJ community)![]()
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13 (61.9%)
Podslash (LJ community)![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Some other resource I will share in the blank below, because sharing is friendly![]()
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2 (9.5%)
That other podfic source I said I'd share is ...
I'll decide to try out a new podfic if ...
I've read other stories by that author![]()
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17 (81.0%)
I've heard other stories read by that reader![]()
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13 (61.9%)
Someone recs it to me![]()
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15 (71.4%)
It's part of a challenge/fest I'm following![]()
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3 (14.3%)
I'll skim some of the text before I make up my mind![]()
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6 (28.6%)
I'll listen to anything in my fandom(s)/about my favorite pairing(s)![]()
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9 (42.9%)
I'll listen to anything that's the length I'm looking for![]()
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6 (28.6%)
Some other method I will tell you about below![]()
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3 (14.3%)
That other method I use to decide to listen to a new podfic is ...
Compared to my fanfic reading habits, the range of fandoms I'll listen to podfic in is ...
Compared to my fanfic reading habits, my standards for writing quality necessary for me to enjoy a podficced text are ...
If I decide I don't want to finish listening to a podfic, it's likely because ...
The story isn't up to my standards, or has an element I don't like![]()
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11 (52.4%)
The reader isn't up to my standards, or something about the reader's style makes the story difficult to follow![]()
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15 (71.4%)
The recording has poor sound quality![]()
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17 (81.0%)
Given several lengths to choose from, I prefer podfics that are ...
Less than 10 minutes![]()
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0 (0.0%)
10-29 minutes![]()
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2 (9.5%)
30-59 minutes![]()
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4 (19.0%)
1 hour - 1 hour 59 minutes![]()
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3 (14.3%)
Two hours or more (long as I can get them baby!)![]()
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8 (38.1%)
Seriously, you're enough of a dork to make sure the time horizons on your response options don't overlap? On a Dreamwidth Poll? Your nerdery is epic, man.![]()
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4 (19.0%)
Compared to my fanfic rereading habits, I am ________ to relisten to a podfic I've already heard.
If I'm in public, I will listen to podfics with explicit sexual content ...
Gleefully![]()
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11 (52.4%)
Knowingly![]()
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8 (38.1%)
Only if I didn't know the sex scene was coming![]()
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0 (0.0%)
Only until the porn starts, and then I'll flush and fumble frantically for the off button![]()
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2 (9.5%)
Never![]()
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0 (0.0%)
At work, I am ________ to listen to podfics with explicit sexual content.
More likely![]()
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0 (0.0%)
As likely![]()
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5 (31.2%)
Less likely![]()
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4 (25.0%)
Absolutely not willing![]()
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7 (43.8%)
My favorite thing about podfic is ...
My podfic pet peeve is ...
Why yes, I would love to recommend a favorite podfic of mine! It's ...
Extra credit: If I could have fiercelydreamed record any podfic (her own fic or someone else's), it would be ...

