Oh god my brain.

[fiercelydreamed]

Since clearly it never occurred to any of the men on this show not to divvy up, bicker over, or otherwise assign the available women when said women are not involved in the conversation -- really, would it even be considered AU if someone ripped off/subverted She's All That/10 Things I Hate About You/every teen movie where men date women on a bet and wrote the story where John bribes/encourages Ronon to take out Jennifer so he can finally have his chance with Rodney? Between this episode and "The Shrine," I feel like this leap is not so leap-y.